confucius say you go to jail bad boy.

everytime i have trouble...i seek advice from a really wise friend of mine...

no..it's not prussy or emerson or whoever...

his name is confucius kung fu tze =)

here are some of the greatest words he's said to me.


confucius say man who run in front of car gets tyred.
confucius say baseball is wrong,man with four balls cannot walk.
confucius say war doesn't determien who's right,determines who's left.
confucious say it takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
confucius say men who drive like hell bound to get there.
confucius say man who jumps of cliff,jumps to conclusion.
confucius say man who stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
confucius say man standing on toilet high on pot.
confucius say secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
confucius say man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
confucius say when called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

confucius say too damn much.

wah lao leh...